by carl wilson

Zoilus's Jolly Dec. Gig Guide

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And now, dear Torontopians, Zoilus scrapes out the barrel to find you something other than Christmas-carol recitals and performances of the Messiah to attend in the coming month. Comme d'habitude, it will expand as shows are announced. Zoilus picks are marked with a *, including this week's Guilty Pleasures dance party, Keren Ann (pictured above), Ted Leo, The Gossip, Nas, Rufus Wainwright, Death From Above, Final Fantasy, Shawn Hewitt, Stars, etc. etc. Catch it on the flip. [...]

Corrections & additions welcome.
Sources include the 20hz.ca Toronto board, Eye, Now, Greg Clow, Canoe.ca, Soundlist and ye olde email.

WED DEC 1
* NINJA HIGH SCHOOL, WORLD PROVIDER, DAIQUIRI, THE STATUTORY APES => Sneaky Dee’s, 10 pm, $5
* GUILTY PLEASURES dance party => The Beaconsfield (Queen & Beaconsfield),10:30 pm, free
* ELLIOTT SMITH TRIBUTE w/ CHRIS WARREN, THE BICYCLES, DAN GOLDMAN, JESSIE STEIN, GRAHAM POWELL, LUKE JACKSON => Holy Joe’s (above Reverb), 9 pm, pwyc
SUNDAR SUBRAMANIAN compositions => Music Gallery, 12:30 pm-1:30 pm
JOHN ABERCROMBIE, DON THOMPSON => Montreal Bistro, $10-$20 (Nov. 30-Dec. 4)
CRAZY STRINGS => Silver Dollar
LOS STRAIGHTJACKETS, PONTANI SISTERS BURLESQUE, KAISER GEORGE, THE HIGHRISERS => Horseshoe, $12.50
THE KILLERS (leukemia/lymphoma benefit) => Kool Haus, $22.50
DAMAGEPLAN, SHADOWS FALL, THE HAUNTED => Phoenix, 7 pm, $21
WORLD AIDS DAY benefit w/ THE DUNES, HONEY CONCEPT, WREN CITY CHURCHES => Rivoli, 8:30 pm, $10
DAVE CELIA, MENEW => Drake, $5
CHRONIC FUTURE, REASON DISAPPEARS => El Mocambo
STARFEST (World AIDS day fundraiser) w/ THE DUNES, HONEY CONCEPT, WREN CITY CHURCHES => Rivoli, $10
PAPA ROACH => Opera House
EXITMAN, TYLER SUMMERS QUARTET => Rex
DON GLASER TRIO => Senator
IMPROVISORS’ POOL => Ralph Thornton Centre, 765 Queen St. E., 7-9 pm
ANDY CREEGAN => Cameron
DEF COM SOUND SYSTEM, RANDOM KILLING => Horseshoe

THURS DEC 2
* KEREN ANN => Drake Underground, $10
* FISHBONE => Lee's Palace, $18.50
* FEIST, HOWIE BECK => Phoenix, $15
KATE MAKI cd release w/ NATHAN LAWR, RUTH MINNIKIN, RYAN BISHOPS, DALE MURRAY => 360, $7
LOUISE BESSETTE (Piano) => Music Gallery, 8 pm $20
BOLLY WOULD: Smashing Pumpkins Appreciation Night w/ WINTER EQUINOX, FREEDOM CA, DJ SHAUNNA LEIGH = Vatikan, 9 pm, $5 (some proceeds to Street Outreach Services)
OH SUSANNA, ELLIOT BROOD => Hugh’s Room, $16
AARON BOOTH, ANOTHER BLUE DOOR, PETER ELKAS => Pitter Patter @ The Poor Alex, 9:30, $7
JOHN ABERCROMBIE, DON THOMPSON => Montreal Bistro, $10-$20 (Nov. 30-Dec. 4)
COLLECTIVE SOUL => Opera House, $27.50
MINGUE, REMAINNAMELESS, DEBASER => Reverb, $5
THE RUSSO/BENEVENTO => El Mocambo (downstairs)
THE RIDERLESS, GRASSY KNOLL, WINTERSLEEP, GERMANS, OH BIJOU => Sneaky Dee’s
THE MASTER PLAN (ex-Dictators, Fleshtones), PURPLE TOADS, THE PARIAHS => Horseshoe, $9
JULY 26th MOVEMENT, SHOWROOM => Cameron House, $5
KEVIN QUAIN, SHARRON McLEOD QUARTET => Rex
TORU DADO => Senator
ANTI-HERO, THE FLAIRS, SCARLET SINS, PRINCESS RIOT => Dungeon (Oshawa)

FRI DEC 3
* GENTLEMAN REG => El Mocambo
* MATTHEW DEAR, SWAYZAK => Mod Club, 9 pm, $20
* EARSHOT presents MICHAEL HYNES => Music Gallery, 8 pm, $20 (students $5)
* AFRICAN BLUES with ADAM SOLOMON, NDIDI ONUKWULU, SLIM ET DONNE => Silver Dollar
* LEFTOVER DAYLIGHT series presents ALDCROFT/FRASER/MOTT, LERNER/FREEDMAN/BATEMAN, PICKLE JUICE ORCHESTRA’S COBRA => Arraymusic Studio, 60 Atlantic Ave., 9 pm, $10
CITY FIELD (w/ Matt Murphy) => Bovine Sex Club, 9 pm, free
JOHN ABERCROMBIE, DON THOMPSON => Montreal Bistro, $10-$20 (Nov. 30-Dec. 4)
LARS FREDERIKSEN & THE BASTARDS, ROGER MIRET & THE DISASTERS => Opera House. $14
SIMA BINA, DASTAN ENSEMBLE => Toronto Centre for the Arts, 8 p.m., $45
THORNLEY, DOCTOR => Lee’s Palace, $15
FRONTIER INDEX, DRIVEWAY, 68 PORNO MAGS => Horseshoe
SPITFIRES & MAYFLOWERS, THE BICYCLES, GUEST BEDROOM, HONEY DEAR => 360, $7
1000 CURES, LADYBUG THRUSTS => Sneaky Dee’s
SHUYLER JANSEN => Mitzi’s Sister
MELISSA STYLIANOU TRIO, DAVID VIRELLES/JASON PALMER/WARREN WOLF => Rex
DAIKI YASUKAGAWA => Senator
TOM COCHRANE => First Canadian Place
STEPHEN FEARING, FRIDGE MAGNETS => Hugh’s Room
THE TOM WAITS STORY w/ members of NEW KINGS, CAUTION JAM, ELIZABETH BROMSTEIN, DAVID JAGER of the Scandelles => Rancho Relaxo,
ALEXIS BARO "Blows Be-Bop for Dizzy" => Trane Studio, 9:30 pm

SAT DEC 4
*PEDAL TO THE METAL 2 craft fair with THE SILT, VITAMINS FOR YOU, THE PAULS, AIDAN BAKER, THE GUEST BEDROOM => The Rivoli, 12-5 pm, pwyc or food-bank donation
* THE COMPOSER/IMPROVISER: ARRAYMUSIC w/ Lori Freedman => Music Gallery, 8 pm Dec 4 $20
* BROKENBERLIN feat THE SOCIETY SUCKERS, AARON SPECTRE, SINCERE TRADE, c64 => IV Lounge, 10 pm, $8 (or Oasis?)
* TORONTO JAZZ ORCHESTRA w/ JANE BUNNETT, MARCIA WHITEHEAD benefit for African AIDS relief => Ursula Franklin Concert Hall, 90 Croatia St., $75 (students $20)
* MEDESKI, MARTIN & WOOD => kool haus, 8 pm, $30
* RIZDALES, BACKSTABBERS => Canadian Corps Hall (201 Niagara), $10
*SAL PRINCIPATO of LIQUID LIQUID (DJ set) => Supermarket (268 Augusta), 10 pm, $10
BIG PRIMPIN dance party => Stones Place
THE.WPP (Witness Protection Program), VIKING CLUB, CANCER BATS => Adrift Indoor Skate Park, 299 Augusta Ave., 8 pm, $6
MARRON MATIZADO => Lula Lounge
CUFF THE DUKE => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $8
EXPENSIVE SHIT, w. DJs CAPT EASYCHORD and NUNK => 56 Kensington
WINDVOYAGER & THE NAVIGATORS OF HOLLAND, BRONCO CHARLIE => Dufferin Hotel (Dufferin south of Queen), free
CLUTCH, FU MANCHU, NIGHTWISH, HIGH ON FIRE => Opera House, $24.75
JOHN ABERCROMBIE, DON THOMPSON => Montreal Bistro, $10-$20 (Nov. 30-Dec. 4)
A JOYFUL NOEL w/ JAYMZ BEE, TRENT ARMAND KENDALL, SHAWN SKIER, NATALIE DOUGLAS => Toronto Centre for the Arts, 2 pm and 8 pm, $60
BENEVUTO-ROSSO DUO (organ-drums) => El Mocambo
STAGGERED CROSSING, SHAKER, SHANNON WEIR, EVEN STRANGERS => Horseshoe, $8+ food donation
ROBIN BLACK AND THE INTERGALACTIC ROCK STARS, THE FLAIRS => Lee’s, $7
CRUSTY X, SECTOR 7 => 360
THE BASEMENT PROJECT => El Mocambo Upstairs
ASHES OF SOMA => Mod Club
SHUYLER JANSEN => Cadillac Lounge, 4-7 p.m.
ED VOKURKA SWING TRIO, PAT CAREY’S JAZZ NAVIGATORS, AMANDA MARTINEZ LATIN JAZZ ENSEMBLE, DUNCAN HOPKINS QUARTET => Rex
SOPHIE MILMAN/BILL KING QUARTET => Senator
DEBBIE DAVIES => Silver Dollar
EVALYN PARRY, RAYMOND MACLAIN => Acoustic Harvest Folk Club
TECHNICITY, more => Looking Glass (582 Church), 5-9 pm, free
SHARRON McLEOD QUARTET => Trane Studios, $5

SUN. DEC. 5
* Rough Idea presents: MELISSA STYLIANOU, JAMIE REYNOLDS, MATT WIGTON => St. Andrew-by-the-Lake Church, Centre Island, 3-5 pm, pwyc. Also at The Tranzac, 11:30 pm, pwyc.
* THE GOSSIP, STARLIGHT DESPERATION => Lee's Palace, $10
* TED LEO & THE PHARMACISTS, MATT POND PA, THE JUNCTION, THE MELIGROVE BAND => Mod Club, 7:30 pm, $12
* KEITH JARRETT, GARY PEACOCK, JACK DEJOHNETTE => Roy Thomson Hall, 8 pm, $49.50-$124.50
* EARSHOT presents MICHAEL HYNES => Montreal Bistro, 7 pm, $15 ($5 students)
* PATRICIA O'CALLAGHAN => Hugh's Room, $20
* ROOM 101 (Games You Play Sitting Down) => Drake Underground, 7:30
FORBIDDEN MUSIC OF THE WEIMAR REPUBLIC w/ JORDAN KLAPMAN => Miles Nadal JCC (750 Spadina), 11 am, $5-$8 (Note MORNING time)
NASSAU, THE BURDOCKS, LET LOWNS, DJ Positive Spin => Wavelength 242 @ Sneaky Dee’s, pwyc
PORKCHOPS w/ VICTOR BATEMAN (bass), BRODIE WEST (sax), JAKE OELRICHS (drums) => Rex, 9:30 pm
DOPE, MOTORGRATER, TWISTED METHOD, HELL’S KITCHEN => Opera House, $15.50
ELECTROCHOC w/ DAVID B => Tequila Lounge, 8 pm, $5
FRAMEWORK, BLUESKY BORDERLINE, FIASCO, THE COMB => 360, matinee, $7
SUNDAY NIGHT FEVER feat. DJ MARKY HOLLYWOOD => 360, $5
NICOLE STOFFMAN, CLUB DJANGO, SABRINA TROPPER, PORK CHOPS FOR DINNER => Rex
ALAN GLICKSMAN presents GLADTOES improv matinee => Gladstone Hotel, 2 pm-5 pm
JACKIE RICHARDSON, GEORGE KOLLER, KEN WHITELEY => Hugh’s Room

MON DEC 6
* STRANGE FOLK w/ MARCEL AUCOIN, SUSIE BURPEE (dance), GEORDIE HALEY’S
* ROBERTO OCCHIPINTI QUINTET w/ HILARIO DURAN => Ontario Science Centre
KURT SWINGHAMMER, LARGO NORTH, JUSTIN RUTLEDGE => Cameron House, 8:30 pm, $7
EVERYTIME BAND => Holy Joe’s (above Reverb)
TORONTO JAZZ ORCHESTRA Stan Kenton tribute => Montreal Bistro, 9 pm, $10
CAREY WEST TRIO, U of T STUDENT JAZZ => Rex
THE PICKUPS => Sneaky Dee's
DEAD LETTER DEPT. => 360
HARKNESS, EYE OF MOURNING => Horseshoe
RIKOSHAY "Stomp" CD release => Revival, 9 pm

TUES DEC 7
* CONTINUUM presents “CONVERSELY” => Music Gallery, 8 pm, $20/$10
* HALL & OATES => Massey Hall. $45-$55
* ESPRIT ORCHESTRA members SIGHTREAD chamber works by ALEXINA LOUIE, MICHELINE ROI w/ discussion => Heliconian Hall, 35 Hazelton Ave., 7-9 pm, free
THE AMBIENT PING presents ARMS FULL OF SOUND => Gladstone, 9 pm, pwyc
JANE SIBERRY, JEREMY FISHER, ADRIENNE PIERCE => Hugh’s Room (also Dec 8)
TONY QUARRINGTON, CLASSIC REX JAZZ JAM w/NICK BROWNMAN ALI => Rex
LE FREAK, C’EST CHIC performance art => Drake, 8 pm
THE LAST SURVIVOR, REIGN OF TERROR, FEIZEK => Fun Haus, $10
MIRACLE ON SPADINA food-bank benefit w/ JACK DE KEYZER, SHAKURA S’AIDA, STEVEN AMBROSE, DANNY B, ROBBIE ROX, CARLOS DEL JUNCO, JEANNIE MACKIE, GARY KENDALL, JAKE LANGLEY => Silver Dollar, $15
SOPHIE MILMAN/BILL KING QUARTET => Senator (Dec. 7, 8, 9, 11)

WED DEC 8
* RUFUS WAINWRIGHT => Mod Club, $29.50
* TORPOR VIGIL DREAM BAZAAR => Cameron House, 8 pm
* SUCCESS BY SIX: K-OS, SAM ROBERTS, SARAH HARMER, JIM CUDDY, KATHLEEN EDWARDS, TOM WILSON, DANNY MICHEL, MATT MAYS, MICHAEL ONDAATJE, RON McLEAN, CATHY JONES => United Way fundraiser, Phoenix. $27.50
JANE SIBERRY, JEREMY FISHER, ADRIENNE PIERCE => Hugh’s Room (also Dec 7)
MARCEL AUCOIN, MICHAEL J'S DIMESTORE ORCHESTRA => Tranzac, 10 pm
HOLIDAY GOSPEL w/ KINGSLEY ETIENNE, BETTY RICHARDSON, GAYLE BERRY, MUTHADI => Trane Studio
NQ ARBUCKLE => Maple Lounge, Rivoli (upstairs), 8 pm, free
TERRY SYLVESTER (The Hollies) => Westin Harbour Castle
CRAZY STRINGS => Silver Dollar
SWITCHFOOT, TURN OFF THE STARS => Kool Haus, $22.50
NOVEMBER ALLSTARS => 360
THE CLIKS, SONIC ARIA, HUNTER VALENTINE => Sneaky Dee's
MICHAEL DUNSTON QUARTET => Montreal Bistro
EXITMAN, ROB McCONNELL TENTET => Rex
SOPHIE MILMAN/BILL KING QUARTET => Senator (Dec. 7, 8, 9, 11)
IMPROVISORS’ POOL => Ralph Thornton Centre, 765 Queen St. E., 7-9 pm
BEN GUNNING (Local Rabbits) => El Mocambo
IRQ BREAKCORE w/ CRUSHKILL, SKEETER, GHETTOCYB.ORG, FLOPPY RELEASE 004 => Funhaus, 9 p.m., free

THURS DEC 9
*HU TSA TSA presents WELL-TEMPERED KLEZMORIM "chamber klezmer" => Robert Gill Theatre (U of T), 214 College St., 8 p.m., $15
* DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, PANTHERS, VIETNAM => Lee's Palace, $8.50
* FINAL FANTASY, LOLLIPOP PEOPLE, ROCK PLAZA CENTRAL => Sneaky Dee’s
* REID JAMESON, AUDIBLE, DYLAN STUDEBAKER at the SPACING ISSUE #3 LAUNCH => El Mocambo, $5-10
THE VORCZA TRIO, WORD PEOPLE => El Mocambo Upstairs
GARNET ROGERS => Hugh’s Room
MAN MADE LINE, INSTRUMENT, ARIETTA => Pitter Patter @ The Poor Alex, 9:30 pm
CATCH 22, BLUE SKIES AT WAR, THE REASON => Opera House. $17.50
U OF T PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE => Music Gallery, free
TOMMY AMBROSE QUINTET => Montreal Bistro
KEVIN QUAIN, ROB McCONNELL TENTET => Rex
SOPHIE MILMAN/BILL KING QUARTET => Senator (Dec. 7, 8, 9, 11)
MELISSA McLELLAND => Phoenix
AUTOMAN => 360

FRI DEC 10
* SANTA CRUZ w/ILLUMINATI, SHAWN HEWITT, WOLF PARADE => Lee’s Palace
* CHAKRA WAGON with BROWNMAN & THE ELECTRIC TRIO, LAL, STOP DIE RESUSCITATE, DYNAMO, BADNUTBEATS => 360, $15
* DOUG TIELLI => Tranzac
ALEXIS BARO "Blows Be-Bop for Dizzy" => Trane Studios, $10
"SENSOR" w/ ELLIOT LAZOR, THE DUKES, ERIC DOWNER => Project, 126 Sherbourne, $10 (canned goods collected for Daily Bread)
THE PAULS, TRADITION, NIK NAK => 403 Adelaide St. West (House Show!), 3$
SUPERGARAGE => Horseshoe, $6
MAXIMUM RNR, DOWNBELOWS, CLASS ASSASSINS, G-MEN => Sneaky Dee's
THE LOST CAUSE => Clinton's, $6
THE NEW DEAL, MADRID => Opera House, $20
JOHN NEUDORF QUINTET => Montreal Bistro
MELISSA STYLIANOU, ARTIE ROTH QUINTET => Rex
MIKE TULL, DENISE BENSON, ANDREW ALLSGOOD => Andy Poolhall (489 College), free
ATHERETIC, BLOODSHOTEYE, SHATTERPOINT, EVIRUS, WETWORK, BLEAK DESTINY, 19 DAYS, BEYOND DEATH Memorial Benefit to Chuck Schuldiner => Rockit, 7 pm, $12
KELLEY HUNT (Kansas City), REUBEN CHERRY => Healey’s
JASON McCOY => Club 279
SIMON WILCOX, TOMI SWICK => Rivoli
SPOILED ROTTEN, PANTYCHRIST, G-MEN, RANDOM KILLING, SNOT ROCKETS => Horseshoe
TANGLEFOOT => Hugh’s Room
SLEEPING NINE, LOST CAUSE, SUGARKILL => Clinton's, $6
JOHN & JENNY'S ROCK'N'ROLL PARTY w/ REAL GONE, TWISTIN' TARANTULAS => Silver Dollar, 9 pm, $5

SAT DEC 11
* NAS, ROYCE DA 5’9” => Kool Haus, $40
* MORRIS PALTER => Music Gallery $15, 8 pm
* SOCIAL ARTS FUN RAISER w/ LENIN I SHUMOV, SILENT FILM SOUNDTRACK, STABLES CLUB BAND, FALL OF THE VIKING GIRLS (“multi-media puppet show”) => Sneaky Dee's
* WOODCHOPPERS ASSOCATION (with Lina Allemano-trumpet, Brodie West-alto sax, Blake Howard-drums, Scott Cameron-sax, flute, viola & vocals, Richard Gregory-bass guitar, Dr. Pee-piano, Lewis Melville-guitar & Dave Clark-drums), MOUNTAINSIDE BAND, MAGNA CUM LOUD, JOE LAPINSKI => Tranzac, 10 pm, pwyc
JOE STRUMMER/CLASH TRIBUTE w/ G-MEN, DOWNBELOWS, SPEED KINGS => Horseshoe
CARLOS BASTIDAS & MAPALE => Orale Bar & Lounge (111 Yorkville)
BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND 6th Anniversary: Battle To The Finish w/ MATHEMATIX, RUBEX CUBE, KUROCK, TRX, MATISSE, JASON PALMA, NAV, DJ MONDO, DJ SMOOTHIE, HEIST => 360, $15
SOUR KEYS, BEEP, DEPT OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS, GRADUATION DAY => Pitter Patter @ The Poor Alex, 9:30 pm, $5
LEVIRIDE, ROMEO LIQUOR STORE, RED LIGHT RIPPERS => Oasis, 9 pm, $5 or free w/food-bank donation
CINDY CHURCH, MURRAY MCLAUCHLAN, IAN THOMAS etc => Oakville Centre
JAZZ MATINEE w/ JEFF HEALEY & THE JAZZ WIZARDS => Healeys, 4-7 pm, free
SIBLINGNORTWIN, ALIVE AND LIVING, OFF THE INTERNATIONAL RADAR, WINTARY, SIMEON ROSS, OFF THE INTERNATIONAL RADAR, ALIVE & LIVING, SIBLINGTOWN => El Mocambo, pwyc
BUMP N HUSTLE w/ DJs PAUL E LOPES, MIKE TULL => Rivoli
BROWN HORNETS => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $5
POP NOIR w/ JULY 26th MOVEMENT => Lot 16, 1136 Queen W., free
SMEAR CAMPAIGN => Mod Club
ALANNAH MYLES => Hugh's Room, $27.50
ED VOKURKA SWING TRIO, LAURA HUBERT BAND, AMANDA MARTINEZ LATIN ENSEMBLE, SATURDAY NITE FISH FRY => Rex
SOPHIE MILMAN/BILL KING QUARTET => Senator (Dec. 7, 8, 9, 11)
INNER CITY SURFERS, THE HANGDOWNS => El Mocambo
TIESTO, DJ SEAN MILLER, DJ MIKEL CURCIO => The Docks, $40
JACK DeKEYZER => Silver Dollar, 10 pm, $12
SHARRON McLEOD QUARTET => Trane Studios, $5
DEAD CELEBRITY STATUS, OUT OF YOUR MOUTH => Lee's, 10 pm

SUN DEC 12
* POMEGRANATE femme-klezmer Hannukah party => Tranzac Club, $14. 7:30pm.
* THE NEIN, FRANK FB_A, YARA, DJ Ryan McLaren => Wavelength 243 @ Sneaky Dee’s, pwyc
* ES, BLACK FOREST/BLACK SEA, FLYNNS, GASTRIC FEMALE REFLEX => New Works Studio (319 Spadina), $5
BRADYWORKS (Tim Brady et al) => Music Gallery, $15, 8 pm
KOLLAGE CHRISTMAS JAZZ w/ ARCHIE ALLEYNE, DOUGLAS RICHARDSON, ALEXIS BARO, ROBERT BOTOS, RON JOHNSTON, KAMIL DEWHURST => Trane Studios, $10
CHRONIC D w/ RONDA RINDONE (clarinets), JEAN MARTIN, EVAN SHAW, JASON HAMMER, COLIN FISHER => fuse room (418 College), pwyc
AWESOME (featuring ANIMALMONSTER) w/ DJs RORY THEM FINEST, STUBERMAN @ Opening for "The Scourge" video/art installation by WENDY MORGAN and CHRIS MILLS w/ music by FANTOMAS => Drake, 7 pm, $3
KUSH => Mod Club, 10 pm, free
CRADLE OF FILTH, ARCH ENEMY, BLEEDING THROUGH, HIMSA => Kool Haus
KEVIN QUAIN & THE MAD BASTARDS => Cameron
KELLY & THE KELLY GIRLS => Mod Club
NICOLE STOFFMAN, LES SINGES BLEUS, SABRINA TROPPER ,THE 5 SPOT => Rex
LINDY => Rivoli
NANCY WHITE, LINDA GRIFFITHS, ERIKA RITTER, DR. DRAW => Hugh’s Room
MOVIE NIGHT w/ FESTIVAL EXPRESS => Club 279, 7 pm
BAJAGA I INSTRUKTORI => Opera House, $30

MON DEC 13
* TRAMPOLINE HALL => Sneaky Dee’s
KUSH => Mod Club
JIM GALLOWAY’S ECHOES OF SWING JAZZ BAND => Montreal Bistro, 8 pm to 11 pm
CAREY WEST TRIO, BRUCE CASSIDY’S HOTFOOT ORCHESTRA => Rex
RISE AGAINST => 360
KURT SWINGHAMMER => Cameron House, 8:30 pm, $7
THE LUMINOLS, POOR PELLY, LITTLE PILGRIMS, VANADIUM, MANIC - Silver Dollar, 8 pm, $5

TUES DEC 14
* THE NEIN => Horseshoe, free
* FADO! PORTUGESE BLUES w/ JANE BUNNETT/SPIRIT OF HAVANA, MIKE SIRACUSA => Glenn Gould Studio, 8 pm, $25
* DEEP DARK UNITED => Tranzac
JAYMZ BEE's ROYAL JELLY ORCHESTRA w/ PATRICIA O'CALLAHAN, BIG RUDE JAKE, CHISTOPHER PLOCK, JOHNNY FAVOURITE, MELISSA STYLIANOU, ALEX PANGMAN, more => Mod Club, $20
SATYRICON, INFERNAL MAJESTY, THREE INCHES OF BLOOD => Opera House. $18.50
DJ EVIL DEE, DJ BAZARRO, DJ LAW, DJ FASE, DJ FATHOM => Fez Batik, $10
THE MUSIC => Kool Haus. $20
BRIAN BYRNE, KIM BINGHAM, DOCTOR => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $5
THE MUSIC, PROJET ORANGE => Kool Haus, $20
D.E.W. EAST (Alex Dean, Barry Elmes & Steve Wallace)/REG SCHWAGER => Montreal Bistro, 9 pm (Dec 14-18)
TONY QUARRINGTON, CLASSIC REX JAZZ JAM => Rex
HEATHER BAMBRICK/RICHARD WHITEMAN TRIO (Dec. 14-19) => Senator

WED DEC 15
* CRAZY STRINGS => Silver Dollar
* KEVIN HAINEY’S THOUGHT PRESERVE LAUNCH w/ FEMME GENERATION, BAYONETTES, GASTRIC FEMALE REFLEX, DJ DAVID DACKS, films, etc. => Cameron House, $7 ($20 w/novel)
* GNN, VIDIOTS => Drake Underground, 7 pm
* NQ ARBUCKLE => Maple Lounge, Rivoli (upstairs), 8 pm, free
* NATHANIEL DETT CHORALE Caribbean Christmas choir, SIGNAL HILL ALUMNI CHOIR (from Tobago) => George Weston Recital Hall, 5040 Yonge, 8 pm, $26.50-$38.50 (also Dec. 17)
*THE UNSUNG (Vanessa Hansen, Jayme Stone, Rob Clutton); PAUL CRAM (clarinet) w/ KEN ALDCROFT, ROB CLUTTON, NICK FRASER; LINA ALLEMANO/PAUL CRAM/CHRISTINE DUNCAN/ JOE SORBARA => New Work Studio (319 Spadina upstairs), 8 pm
FEMME GENERATION => Cameron House
THE RIGHTEOUS AND THE HOLY II w/ HANNAH, LOOMER, ANDREW VINCENT, JAY CLARK => Horseshoe. $8 (also Dec. 16, $12 for both nights)
MIKE MURLEY/DAVID OCCHIPINTI => Mezzetta Cafe, 681 St. Clair W.
FREE TIMES 24th ANNIVERSARY w/ NOAH ZACHARIN, LAURA FERNANDEZ, AARON WRIXON, GIRL NAMED SUE, D'ARCY WICKHAM, RUSSELL LEON => Free Times, 320 College
PILATE, BOY, MEMORY BANK => Mod Club, $18.50
THE POSTAGE STAMPS, DEBASER, GRADUATION DAY, DIVINE BROWN => Holy Joe's, $5
D.E.W. EAST (Alex Dean, Barry Elmes & Steve Wallace)/REG SCHWAGER => Montreal Bistro, 9 pm (Dec 14-18)
EXITMAN, JOE SHABASON QUARTET => Rex
HEATHER BAMBRICK/RICHARD WHITEMAN TRIO (Dec. 14-19) => Senator
MAFATA LEMPHENE QUARTET => Trane Studios, $5

THURS DEC 16
* NATHAN LAWR & MINOTAUR ORCHESTRA, WIL KIDMAN (Constantines), SAMIR KHAN (Kepler/Weights & Measures) => El Mocambo
* FOX THE BOOMBOX, AIDS WOLF, DEATH PARADE, HENRI & THE ADORABLES => Sneaky Dee's, 9 pm
* THE RIGHTEOUS AND THE HOLY II w/ JOHN BORRA, CHRIS HART, FIFTYMEN, THE SHOVELS => Horseshoe. $8 (also Dec. 15, $12 for both nights)
READ YELLOW, THE TWO KOREAS, GUESTS => Silver Dollar, 10 pm, $7
GREG HOBBS, THE GOLDEN DOGS, ANGIE NUSSEY, LINDA M., SARA KAMIN => Rivoli
GASOLINE MAGAZINE XMAS HOLIDAY BLOWOUT w/ CMON, CRASH KELLY, TRICKY WOO, TIJUANA BIBLES, STARVIN' HUNGRY => Fun Haus, $10
A MAN CALLED PABLO cd release => San Lorenzo Church (2981 Dufferin)
JANE WAYNES "Last Waltz" => Clintons, free
QUARTETTE => Hugh’s Room, $22
THE MARK INSIDE, THE HOOKS => Pitter Patter @ The Poor Alex, 9:30 pm, $5
PILATE, BOY, PETER ELKAS => Mod Club, $18.50
DEAD LETTER DEPT, LEFT BEHIND, FULLY DOWN, DRAWING A DAY => 360
EL'S ROCKPILE => El Mocambo Upstairs, $5
D.E.W. EAST (Alex Dean, Barry Elmes & Steve Wallace)/REG SCHWAGER => Montreal Bistro, 9 pm (Dec 14-18)
KEVIN QUAIN, ROGER CLOWN & STOOPY => Rex
HEATHER BAMBRICK/RICHARD WHITEMAN TRIO (Dec. 14-19) => Senator
WHITNEY SMITH BIG STEAM BAND => Lee’s Palace, 9:30 pm
OLIVER BLACK, ROCKETFACE, THE MARBLE INDEX, THE TREWS => Opera House
ANONYMOUS => Rockit

FRI DEC 17
* HAWKSLEY WORKMAN, MR LONELY => Eastminster United Church (Danforth east of Broadview), doors 7 pm, $25
* EMILY HAINES w/ GUY MADDIN FILMS => Church of the Redeemer, $17.50
* LEFTOVER DAYLIGHT series presents LOLLIPOP PEOPLE (w/Friendly Rich, Scott Good, Mike Olsen, more), MICHAEL BATES’ “OUTSIDE SOURCES” (w/Quinsin Nachoff, Kevin Turcotte, Mark Timmermans) and MIKE HANSEN/TOMASZ KRAKOWIAK/MICHAEL SNOW => Arraymusic Studio, 60 Atlantic Ave., 9 pm, $10
*THE HIGH DIALS, FRONTIER INDEX, SHOWROOM => 360, $7
NATHANIEL DETT CHORALE Caribbean Christmas choir, SIGNAL HILL ALUMNI CHOIR (from Tobago) => George Weston Recital Hall, 5040 Yonge, 8 pm, $26.50-$38.50 (also Dec. 15)
FOGGY HOGTOWN BOYS HOLIDAY HOOTENANNY w/ CREAKING TREE STRING QUARTET => El Mocambo
ALEXIS BARO "Blows Be-Bop for Dizzy" => Trane Studios, $10
ALEXISONFIRE, PLANET SMASHERS, SLEEPER SET SAIL => Kool Haus. (sold out, second show Mon. Dec. 20)
ARMAND VAN HELDEN => The Docks, $25
GOLDEN DOGS, THE SPADES => Rivoli
SUCK MY DISC XMAS PARTY => Sneaky Dee's
"THE RED BALL" w/ RHYTHMICRU, MORE OR LES, DJ FASE => Reverb, $10
MARC JORDAN => Hugh’s Room
KAZZER => Tonic
MATT DUSK => Winter Garden, $39.50
LOWEST OF THE LOW, CHEAP SUITS, THE IKE REILLY ASSASSINATION, PILATE => Mod Club, $18
THE SKYDIGGERS, CASH BROTHERS => Horseshoe, $15 (also Dec 18)
FIVE BLANK PAGES => “the Edge,” 228 Yonge, free, all-ages, 9 pm sharp
MATT DUSK, CORAL EGAN BAND => Winter Garden Theatre, $39.50
HILARY DUFF, whose name sounds dirty => Air Canada Centre, sold out
D.E.W. EAST (Alex Dean, Barry Elmes & Steve Wallace)/REG SCHWAGER => Montreal Bistro, 9 pm (Dec 14-18)
MELISSA STYLIANOU, CANADIAN JAZZ QUARTET => Rex
HEATHER BAMBRICK/RICHARD WHITEMAN TRIO (Dec. 14-19) => Senator
REZ BLUES w/ PAPPY JOHNS BAND & MURRAY PORTER => Silver Dollar, 9 pm, $10

SAT DEC 18
*M1 ACADEMY "All B-Girls School" edition w/ LADYBUG MECCA (Digable Planets), MASIA ONE, TARA CHASE, ZAKI IBRAHIM, more => El Mocambo, $14
* STARS, THE STRING SECTION => Mod Club, $15
* HOWIE BECK, JOHN SOUTHWORTH => Rivoli
* ALTERED BEATS w/ ENDUSER (Cincinatti), ATOMLY (Chicago), DJ FISHEAD (Montreal), BLACK MARKET (Montreal), C64 => I.V. Lounge, 9 pm-3 am, $10
* MICHAEL BATES' OUTSIDE SOURCES => Pilot Tavern (22 Cumberland), 3 pm
* FRED SPEK & HIS CAMP COMBO (w/ BRODIE WEST, BLITZ, RYAN DRIVER, FRED SPEK) "goofy standards & novelty jazz" => Up Bar (233 Roncesvalles Ave), 10 pm, free
"CUBAN CHRISTMAS" w/ HILIARIO DURAN, ALBERTO ALBERTO, ROBERTO OCCHIPINTI => Lula Lounge, $15 ($45 w/dinner, salsa lesson)
ROBOT, 9 AM SOCIAL, 665 "Together We're Christmas" => Poor Alex, free
DEMONS CLAWS, LEATHER UPPERS, BRUTAL KNIGHTS, BOYFRIEND MATERIAL => Cinecycle, $7
THE SILVER HEARTS Christmas Show => Silver Dollar
MARYEM TOLLAR => Glenn Gould Studio
GEN SUB presents I AN EYE, SILENT SEYMOUR, SATELLITE OF JUNE, A THOUSAND CURES => Drake, 9 pm, $8
NIGHTWISH => Opera House, $27.50
THE SKYDIGGERS, CASH BROTHERS => Horseshoe, $15 (also Dec 17)
WHITE COWBELL OKLAHOMA => Lee's Palace. $13
SUCK MY DISC presents POSTAGE STAMPS, GRADUATION DAY, DIVINE BROWN => Sneaky Dee’s, 9 pm, $5
THE MIDWAYS, THE GLADS => 360
SINKIN' SHIPS, CLASS ASSASSINS, CRIMSON MIRE => Sneaky Dee’s
MS BENEFIT => Drake Underground, $10
D.E.W. EAST (Alex Dean, Barry Elmes & Steve Wallace)/REG SCHWAGER => Montreal Bistro, 9 pm (Dec 14-18)
ED VOKURKA SWING TRIO, JEROME GODBOO/DAVID ROTUNDO, AMANDA MARTINEX LATIN JAZZ ENSEMBLE, NOJO CHRISTMAS BENEFIT => Rex
HEATHER BAMBRICK/RICHARD WHITEMAN TRIO (Dec. 14-19) => Senator
JEREMY P. CAULFIELD, ADAM MARSHALL, TASK => Project Nightclub (126 Sherbourne), 11 pm-7 a.m., $10-$15
CALIBAN ARTS THEATRE HOLIDAY PARTY w/ DOUG RICHARDSON (sax), WALEED ABDULHAMID (guitar, perc.) => Trane Studios, $10
BETTY & THE BOBS => Hugh's Room
3TARDS, MATADORS, TIT FUCK ME JESUS etc. => Kathedral, 7 pm, $8
RANDWICHES, TIN STAR BAND, CHARIOTS OF SHAME => Cameron, $7

SUN DEC 19
* MICHAEL BATES "OUTSIDE SOURCES" => Rex, 9 pm
* DEEP DARK UNITED, WINTER EQUINOX, DJ Sh’Buggy => Wavelength 244 @ Sneaky Dee’s, pwyc
*STARS, CHAD VANGAALEN => Mod Club, doors 5 pm, $15
ROOM 101 => Drake Underground
HEATHER BAMBRICK/RICHARD WHITEMAN TRIO (Dec. 14-19) => Senator
COUNTRYPOLITANS => Cameron House

MON DEC 20
PRE-HOLIDAY BLAST OFF w/ FROGGY => Drake Underground, $5 + food item
ALEXISONFIRE, MONEEN, RAISING THE FAWN => Kool Haus, $20
GEORGIA AMBROS SEPTET “Christmas Special” => Montreal Bistro
CAROLIN MARTIN-ROWE QUINTET => Rex
BARENAKED LADIES => Massey Hall, $39.50-$69.50, Roy Thomson Hall (also Dec 21)
KURT SWINGHAMMER => Cameron House, 8:30 pm, $7
Holy shit, it's more HILARY DUFF => Air Canada Centre, doors 6 pm, $49.50

TUES DEC 21
DON CASH and friends => Sneaky Dee's
HOLLY COLE => Roy Thomson Hall, $49.50-$69.50
BRIAN BYRNE, KIM BINGHAM => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $5
BARENAKED LADIES => Massey Hall. $39.50-$69.50 (also Dec 20)

WED DEC 22
* CRAZY STRINGS => Silver Dollar
* MIA SHEARD (usually Tamara Williamson) annual holiday benefit for Daily Bread Food Bank & Amnesty Int'l, w/ RON SEXSMITH, BOB SNIDER, HAYDAIN NEALE (Jacksoul), KURT SWINGHAMMER, BOY CHOIR OF LESBOS, DAN GOLDMAN, ARLENE BISHOP=> Rivoli, doors 8 pm, show 9 pm, $10
* MIKE O'NEILL, KELELE BROS., SCRIBBLED-OUT MAN, MOUNTAINSIDE BAND => Horseshoe
ED VOKURKA JAZZ VIOLIN ENSEMBLE => Montreal Bistro (also Dec 23)
MIKE WEBSTER SEPTET => Rex
JOHN McDERMOTT => Roy Thompson Hall
MAFATA LEMPHENE QUARTET => Trane Studios, $5

THURS DEC 23 (my birthday!)
* BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA CHRISTMAS SHOW, MAVIS STAPLES Tribute to Mahalia Jackson => Massey Hall, 8 pm, $49.50-$69.50
*BROWNMAN & The ELECTRYC TRIO => Trane Studio, 9 pm
*WAX MANNEQUIN, WINTARY, THE FIVE MILE ROAD => Pitter Patter @ The Poor Alex, 9:30 pm, $5
1000 CURES => Sneaky Dee’s
ED VOKURKA JAZZ VIOLIN ENSEMBLE => Montreal Bistro (also Dec 22)
ANDREW BONIWELL QUARTET => Rex
CANADIAN BRASS => Roy Thomson Hall
GWYNETH BAILLIE, BOYCHOIR OF LESBOS, ZAYLA WEEDZ => Mitzi's Sister

FRI DEC 24
no known shows yet

SAT DEC 25
CHRISTMAS SHOW => Mod Club
"XMAS ABSINTHE" w/ DJ DEMENTIA & STEVEN => Vatikan

SUN DEC 26
* KICKASS KARAOKE => Drake, 9 pm, pwyc
BOXING DAY MOVEMENT w/ DJs Aki, Jason Palma, Nav, John Kong => Supermarket, 268 Augusta, $5 (all proceeds to Daily Bread food bank)
QUARTETTE => Hugh’s Room
SHIT LA MERDE => Sneaky Dee's
ERNESTO CERVINI => Rex
THREE DAYS' GRACE, THORNLEY, GRADY (w/ Gordie Johnson) => Docks, 8 pm, $25

MON DEC 27
THE GARDENS FAITHFUL, KICK ME KENNETH, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, CANARY MINE => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $5
STARFIELD => U of T, Dec 27-30
THE 4 MIKES => Rex
KURT SWINGHAMMER => Cameron House, 8:30 pm, $7

TUE DEC 28
* KINKS TRIBUTE w/ MORE PLASTIC, 3 GUITAROS, more => Clinton's, $5 or free w/ two non-perishable food donations
* CHRIS QUINN, JAMES THOMPSON followed by JESUS TRIBUTE NIGHT => Tranzac, 8 pm
STARFIELD => U of T, Dec 27-30
BRIAN BYRNE, KIM BINGHAM => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $5
JIM GALLOWAY TRIO (w/ROSEMARY GALLOWAY) => Montreal Bistro (Dec. 28-Jan. 1)
EDUARDO ALIS QUARTET => Trane Studios, $5
KIM MITCHELL => Club 279, 8 pm, $20

WED DEC 29
* WOODCHOPPERS’ ASSOCIATION => Drake Underground, 9 pm, $5
* CRAZY STRINGS => Silver Dollar
* GUILTY PLEASURES 01 hosted by Tyler Clark Burke => The Beaconsfield, 1154 Queen W., 10:30 pm
DON ROSS => Hugh’s Room
PAVLOV'S DOGS, VANDERPARK, KELLY BURROWS => Holy Joe's, $5
RIDE THEORY => Horseshoe
JIM GALLOWAY TRIO (w/ROSEMARY GALLOWAY) => Montreal Bistro (Dec. 28-Jan. 1)
STARFIELD => U of T, Dec 27-30
MAFATA LEMPHENE QUARTET => Trane Studios, $5

THURS DEC 30
* DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, CONTROLLER CONTROLLER, AIDS WOLF => Kathedral, $10
BROWNMAN & The ELECTRYC TRIO => Trane Studio, 9 pm
SEA SNAKES, PROELIIS FERE, LORD AND PEASANT, TANZEN =>Sneaky Dee's , 9 pm, $5
LEVIRIDE, HUNDRED MILE HOUSE, TENTH PLANET => Horseshoe
THE 9 AM SOCIAL, MATH, LOBSTER ROCK TOKYO => Pitter Patter @ The Poor Alex, 9:30 pm, $5
FIRST NIGHT TORONTO w/ ANDY STOCHANSKY, CHOCLAIR, MADVIOLET JIM CUDDY => Distillery District, 55 Mill, 7:30 pm, $15
FIRST BORN UNICORN => Horseshoe
THE CLIKS, SEEING THINGS =>Cameron, $7
SMOKEY CAMPBELL'S "Life's Too Short" Indie Showcase => Drake Underground, pwyc
FRYGIRL, AUXETIC PULSE => Holy Joe's, $5
JIM GALLOWAY TRIO (w/ROSEMARY GALLOWAY) => Montreal Bistro (Dec. 28-Jan. 1)
STARFIELD => U of T, Dec 27-30

FRI DEC 31
* MERCER UNION DIRTIER NEW YEAR'S EVE w/ DJ AYRES, COSMO BAKER, SUPERPEAKNICK, THE DUKES, DIDI 7 => Studio 99, 99 Sudbury, 10 pm to daybreak, $25-$40
* NEW YEARS VAZALEEN w/ LESBIANS ON ECSTASY => Lee's Palace
*THE SADIES => Horseshoe, $17.50
* BARRIO LAB ORCHESTRA, DJ KID CONGA, ALVARO C => Drake Underground, $30 adv., $40 door (incl. party favours, chompers at midnight, bar snacks)
* "AY CARUMBA!" w/ TIJUANA BIBLES, SKIN TIGHT OUTTA SIGHT REBEL BURLESQUE => Gladstone, $30 (incl. hors d'oeuvres, champagne/tequila shots at midnight)
* DO RIGHT NYE w/ DJs JOHN KONG, FASE, CIRCLE RESEARCH, SON OF SOUL, ABDOMINAL => Supermarket, 25 Augusta, $25 (incl. champagne toast, party favours, etc.)
* DOING IT TO DEATH NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY w/ NO DYNAMICS, IV (w/ members of Creeping Nobodies), BBQ, NICK FLANAGAN, WES ALLEN, DANIEL VILA => Thymeless, 355 College, $5
*REPUBLIC OF SAFETY w/ DJ OMRI KATZ (direct from The Manhuntagon) => 868 Dovercourt Rd. (N of Bloor), 2 am, PWYC donations for RoS recording
CONTROLLER.CONTROLLER, UKULA => El Mocambo, $30
"URBAN BAZAAR" w/ MAGNETA LANE, DJ JEDI, STICKY RICE => Rivoli, $40
NEW YORK DOLLS TRIBUTE w/ members of FORGOTTEN REBELS, TEENAGE HEAD, more => Rancho Relaxo, $12
CHRIS WHITELEY, VICTOR BATEMAN, BUCKY BURGER, JOHN SHEARD, DAN WHITELEY, etc. => Hugh’s Room, $85 incl. dinner
ILLUMINATI, OLIVER BLACK, NO WARNING & THREAT SIGNAL, JAGERETTES => Bovine, $10
TRANE NEW YEAR'S PARTY w/ RADIO NOMAD, ALANA BRIDGEWATER => Trane Studios, $15
GROOVEYARD, LESTER McLEAN, MICHAEL OCCHIPINTI, PAUL NEUFELD => The Rex, $39.95
FUcT XMAS w/ LUNCHMEAT, The 9AM Social, more => The Dufferin Hotel, free
BLOWUP NYE w/NASSAU, THE MELIGROVE BAND, various DJs => The Swallow Lounge, $35 (incl. buffet etc)
DETSORGSEKALF, MACABRE, THRONE APART => Rockit, $20
FIRST NIGHT TORONTO w/ GREGG LAWLESS, THE SATALLITES => Distillery District, 55 Mill, $15
MURDER SQUAD TO, THE G-MEN, HANDS OF DEATH, RANDOM KILLING => Sneaky Dee’s
NEW YEARS EVE BASH => Mod Club
THE MIDDLE EIGHT => Free Times Cafe
JIM GALLOWAY TRIO (w/ROSEMARY GALLOWAY) => Montreal Bistro (Dec. 28-Jan. 1)
MILK w/ DJs FELIX & GANI, JASON PALMA, MIKE SITCHON => Una Mas, $25
JIMMY BOWSKILL BAND => Healey’s, $30
DOWNCHILD, DOC MACLEAN => Silver Dollar Room, $35 ($55 advance w/dinner), 8 pm-3 am
SVOOK w/ CONTACT, KING SUNSHINE, INTERGALACTIC FAERIE FUNK, TELEFUNK SOUNDSYSTEM more => El Mocambo
CHEERLEADER, GOAT HORN, CJ SLEEZE, THE HALLOW, PERDITION, more => The Vatikan, 1032 Queen West, $20
PLUS a lot of other dance club action too, of course (see here

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hey there,

the following event isn't in Toronto but I thought it might interest some of you people...

STAY OUT OF THE MALL III
A FESTIVE TWO-DAY MUSIC FESTIVAL
CAFE AQUARIUS
33UP MACDONELL ST.
GUELPH, ON

Friday December 17, 2004

Scott Merritt
Peter Elkas
Jessy Bell-Smith
Dry Tickle

Saturday December 18, 2004

Constantines
Nathan Coles & The Outfit
The Barmitzvah Brothers
Noah23

Both shows begin at 8:00 pm with doors at 6:00 pm
Admission to each concert is $8 or $6 with a non-perishable food item. There are no advance tickets to these events and space is quite limited. All Proceeds will benefit the Canadian Cancer Society towards Leukemia Research All food items will be given to downtown Guelph's Drop-In Centre

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For more info, please e-mail Vish Khanna at stayoutofthemall@gmail.com. Just so you know, Vish's name is pronounced Veesh and not Vish...

Posted by Vish on December 12, 2004 1:04 PM

 

 

A second Stars show was added for Sunday, Dec. 19th. I think it's an early show, doors open at 5 .m.

Posted by Andrea Chiu on December 5, 2004 1:47 PM

 

 

Well hello there stranger.
I just discovered your site and I am quite enamoured. What a lovely service you've provided with this gig guide... Bless!

Oh and thank you ever-so-kindly for the link!

Posted by Miss Valerie on December 4, 2004 1:09 PM

 

 

 

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