by carl wilson

Suddenly I Feel So Inadquate

A robot-translated version of a post about this past Wednesday's Just Ace of Spades metal marathon from a German messageboard (via Stillepost)

Normally we can no Charity meeting be escaped; we climb for pandas on the CN Tower, move for Amyotrophe Lateralsklerose, take us off for the cancer research, run backwards against cancer of the breast or invent which completely different crazy. There are simply otherwise hardly Events, which radiate as much friendliness and public spirit that one can direct the world hate nearly free of charge into new, bizarre, never for courses possible held. Suddenly one hates also obstructed and small nice skin animals, determines any important sociological phenomenon, which is for the advancement of mankind from great importance. But then a new dimension escaped us nevertheless yesterday in the Charity Saga, because in the Boat club in Toronto, in order to collect money for the red cross, long "Ace OF Spades" played six hours of Motoerhead, without break, no Coverversionen, 768mal "Ace OF Spades" in consequence. We assume that one becomes afterwards the embittered Heavy Metal critic, perhaps one finally times the old Black Sabbath plates will backwards play, and "Headless CROSS" for to hold, which it is, i.e. the deeply unchristian, soul-hostile work, but to occupy we cannot do that unfortunately.

That effort is just so superior to mine - "a new dimension escaped us"! Altho they totally copped the "umlaut-a-thon" heading from me.

| Posted by zoilus on Friday, November 11 at 02:40 PM | Linking Posts | Comments (9)



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Yeah, I got a letter from Sascha about this, shortly after posting something on my own site. He seemed like a really good guy.

Posted by Matt on November 15, 2005 04:36 PM



Just to confirm: We liked the idea.
And: It was more like 'furry animals'.

Posted by Aleks on November 15, 2005 02:44 PM



"small nice skin animals"??

Posted by Nadia on November 14, 2005 05:10 PM



That post still has me baffled. I couldn't tell if they liked the idea, or if they were putting us down.

Posted by Matt on November 14, 2005 12:23 PM



Very bizarre translation, thanks a lot, guys.

Posted by Aleks on November 13, 2005 08:56 PM



Brilliant. If "we climb for pandas on the CN Tower" doesn't shout *devil-horn-hand-gesture*, then I just don't know what does.

Posted by Beth on November 12, 2005 09:11 PM



"New, bizarre, never for courses possible held!

Posted by Dixon on November 11, 2005 06:03 PM




Zoilus by Carl Wilson